hey i'm becca

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
iwilluptownfunkmyfootupyourass
lastvalyrian

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

cosmic-aria

This one?:

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goldturnedgray

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

katco-cereal

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1-800-blurambles

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here u go 

chalkboardchelsea

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choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

thornylocust

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this is one of my favorites for sure

courtnashe

Back when this site truly was lawless.

thehotgirlproject
thing-move

utterly obsessed

ruikh

[Audio Transcript]

@lyssyb333: Hold the phone, hold the phoooone- hold it. I literally consistently forget that I have done whippits many fucking times and like, y’know when someone’s like “Oh how many drugs’ve you done?” I never say whippits, ‘cause I’m like- I forget. But- (phone falls) No! (adjusting phone back to position) Since I have done them I’m gonna explain something really quick because cannot believe this is a topic of debate.

What is whippits, like it’s literally- (phone falls) fucking- (Angrily, gravely tone)I’M GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK! (sighs, adjusts phone back to position) 

It’s like, nitrous oxide or just- y’know It’s whip cream shit. And you’re inhaling it into your brain. Feels really good, feels great. Really bad for ya though. So, that shouldn’t even be a fucking debate. It’s- it’s bad for you, period. (gasps, changes camera view to the outside) Oh my god is that Jonie(sp?)

(Excitedly)OHHH MY GOD IT’S MOTHERFUCKIN JONIIEEEE, OH SHIT

Jonie: How are ya!

@lyssyb333, offscreen: Hey Jonie! (Laughs) What’s g- (audio abruptly cuts)

bibleofficial
should-be-sleeping

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

should-be-sleeping

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I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

justprettygay

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should-be-sleeping

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

athelind

Happy Easter.

bibleofficial
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hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

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hey it’s march again let’s get this post circulating again